Tuesday, November 29

Stephen Colbert Show Creates Sexy Knuckles Movie In One Of The Weirdest Crossovers Ever Seen

In case you missed the news, Knuckles will be in the sequel to the film Sonic the Hedgehog, and will be played by People Magazine’s sexiest man of 2018, Idris Elba. The news came last summer courtesy of Elba himself, while a subsequent interview with Screen Rant revealed that Knuckles will not be sexy.

“Contractually, I can’t say anything,” Elba said, apparently breaking that contract just a little. “But I wouldn’t say it’s sexy. I don’t think I’m going for that.

Speaking from experience, there are plenty of places on the internet to see some sexy Knuckles that you don’t really need in a major movie. Stephen Colbert of The Late Show, however, noted that there is basically nothing Elba can do to avoid adding a bit of sexy to everything she does.

And then he also proved that whatever happens, Knuckles is inherently sexy. In a recent episode, Colbert wrapped himself in a Knuckles costume, donned some white face paint, and managed to pick up some girls thanks to his resemblance to the burly red echidna.

I need a cold shower just by looking at it.

And about the thing with the four penises: according to WikipediaIt’s more like a four-headed penis, a “penis hydra,” so to speak. And only two of them get used to it at a time because the female echidna only has a two-chambered vagina. It’s a similar setup with koalas, in case you’re wondering. Australia is a strange place.

In less sexy news, Knuckles is now a costume in Fall Guys in honor of Sonic’s 30th anniversary. They’re definitely not quite as sexy as Colbert’s version of Knuckles yet, but you have to admit, it’s a definite improvement on what is usually a colorful, amorphous bean.

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